this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I didn't notice because vodka
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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