You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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