i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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