I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
