I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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