At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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