Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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