I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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