the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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