Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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