so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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