Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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