Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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