so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Congratulations! We have a period
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