It's Friday. Sex?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Randomize
