Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Life is so much better after having sex.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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