We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize