so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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