Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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