I would go down on you faster than GM stock
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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