when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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