just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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