he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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