just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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