i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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