Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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