I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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