All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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