i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
