I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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