Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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