it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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