just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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