Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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