now i know why i became what i already was.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
This house was built for laser tag.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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