I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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