Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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