Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm at about main and main street
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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