That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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