I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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