i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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