i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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