I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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