If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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