Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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