And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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