would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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