garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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