there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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