Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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