win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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