i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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