he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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