Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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