You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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