my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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