Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
