I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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